Everyone give a warm, sticky welcome to Alison Angel as she returns from vacation and…wait, is that R2-D2? Holy shit! That’s awesome. We didn’t know she was into Star Wars, and the Internet might be a bad place to debut this fandom; given how insane Star Wars fanboys and porno fanboys already are, the crossover would be terrifying to behold. But on the other hand, boobs. Alison’s, that is. She pops ‘em out as she bends over to talk to her new droid friend, who seemed to be enjoying the view (as much as robots can express such things). We’d love to let the force flow through her, that’s for sure. She could try our lightsabers on for size, while she’s at it. Hell, we could make Star Wars sex puns all day, but we’d rather show you these videos.

Alison Angel: hotter to nerds than ever before!